Catch this!
Watch me make it rain!
Shatter!
I will end you!
So be it.
Die!
Fool, I came prepared!
Eat this!
Your mother sent this.
Oh dear God please hit.
Lets play!
Haahah!
Muahahaha!
Death to the pagans!
You heathen!
Bow before me!
Watch this..
Hold my beer?
You cant match this!
Ill crush your bones!
Ill eat your soul!
I am the dark arbiter.
Behold Death!
Bow for I am death.
The plague upon you.
Curses!
I have come for you.
Taste my Wrath!
Insect!
Try this on for size!
How long can you survive!?
Hahaha, loser.
That shield is useless!
This will do the trick...
I am the ultimate life form!
Ill wipe you out next shot!
Boo!
Pray to me!
Your unclean!
Genocide!
Your DNA pool needs some chlorine!
I will lay waste to your lands!
Burn!
Heathen!
God Wills it!
Try this on for size!
Your mother wears combat boots!
Bung eyes!
Old fart!
Shoot me! 
Your going to regret this!
Its explosive..
Detonate this!
Your weak.
Your pathetic.
Insolent maggot!
Scream!
LOL
This seems good.
Beg for mercy!
What now!?
Sniped!
I thought I smelled a noob!
Suffer!
Stand forth!
At the ready!
Here we go!
Here I come!
You ready!?
You cant handle this!
Oooh im so scared.. not!
Hahah that shield wont help you!
Youll never survive!
Im automated to kill!
This is my job!
This is my town!
This is my mission!
Shut up!
Shut it!
Wipe that stupid look off your face!
Dont smirk at me!
Why Ill..
*beep*
*clank*
*chink*
*ding*
*bang*
Boom
Boom Sucka!
Eradicate!
Erase!
Crush!
I got moxy!
Look what I bought!
Just try it..
Hear that!?
Behold death!
Behold I am your equal!
I challenge you!
Fool!
Avast ye!
Draw your... er.. Missile!
Draw your sword!
Shield this!
Taste the cold steel!
Ill break you!
Death is the solution to all problems. No man – no problem.
You cannot run faster than a bullet. 
Keep your faith in God, but keep your powder dry.
One death is a tragedy; one million is a statistic.
Your a problem!
Cry out!
Take my wrath!
This is the end!
Swallowed by my fury!
This is true power!
Your useless!
So what!?
Swine!
Your worse than a baby!
Hit me!
Watch me!
Your not a pro!
Your a total newb!
Get off my lands!
Your not fit!
Shovel in another one fatty!
You drink too much!
Bit hazy!?
I dont sleep aahahah!
Constant turning..
FREEDOM!!
Anarchy!
Engage me!
Hear me out!
A noise in the dark..
Here.. we shall lay to battle.
Crumble!
Be at rest, for you have lost!
Stressful!?
Im mad!
Im batty!
Haah Im insane!
Im crazy!
C'est la vie!
Dodge this!
I bought you a gift!
With love, from me!
Thats cool..
Cool story bro.. tell it again.
Your shoes untied!
What is that?
Who said that?
Is this yours!?
You will fail.
Your defenses are penetrable.
My defense is impenetrable!
My defense is impregnable!
Stealth fool!
Youll never see this one coming!
Im going to air drop on your head..
You cant kill me!
Rebellion!
Revenge!
Im so clever.
Your kinda dumb dude.
Your kinda dumb lady.
Not cool!
Your worse than a newb!
Do you usually play with yourself!?
Stop talking to me.
Dont talk to me! Im not real!
Computerized for your destruction.
Im going to kick you.
If you win, Im going to stalk you.
Your my hero..
Have a go!
Have at thee!
Knave!
Repent!
Snake!
Dog!
Animal!
Filthy!
What!? How did you get in here!?
GET OUT!
Leave!
I pity you!
There will be nothing left!
All that will be left to show you were here is scorch marks!
I wrote the book on killing!
Tactics!
You have no chance!
Im your master!
You will not succeed in this endeavor!
Just try it jerk!
You usually talk like that!?
I cant frikin tell!
Can you teach me how to be a noob again?
This is so exciting!
Your about to burst!
Ill blow you away!
I hate you!
I will break your will!
Will this!
Can you even stand!?
Come forth to!
Enter my dominion!
I will swiftly defeat you!
Your a waste of time.
Your not worth my thought!
Your not worth my weapons.
Ill kill you with my bare hands.
Euck! I spit on you!
GAH!
ARGGG!
FREEEEEZE!
SSSSSTOP!
Scandalous!
Stop Stop Stop!
Stop talking!
Your voice sickens me!
Your worse than a girl!
You really need a mint!
Stop playing!
Get a life!
Get a boyfriend!
Get a Girlfreind!
Go away dirtbag!
Your filthy!
Get out of my server!
Your not allowed!
Why are you here!?
Your not any fun!
Blah blah blah!
Your speaking but words arent coming out!
I cant hear you!
Ill poke you with this!
Your tank is weak!
Look at that silly tank!
Where did you buy that tank?! The pawn shop!?
Your tank is out dated!
Your weapons are useless!
SO thats what I smell..
Youll make a nice grave.
Im so morbid!
You shall not get away with this!
You shant get away with this!
You want recompence????
I have all the cash.
Look at my cash flow!
Your hair looks untidy.
You wore that today!?
Your clothes are wrinkled!
Your bombs dont even ruffle my hair!
So.. this is a dud..
Can you hold this for me? Thanks!
Im sneaking away!
Thats supposed to be cover?
Thats not a shield!
This is a shield!
This weapon sucks.. perfect for you.
I will lock on to the newbs first!
Dont play this way!
Im the leader.. I hope.
Your failure is my salvation!
Turd!
You eat dung!
You smell funny!
I though I smelled poo..
Your not even funny!
Your a joke! Not a funny one either!
Throw your mouse.
Throw your keyboard.
Dont blame the mouse!
Dont blame the keyboard!
You suck!
Whats that!?
Look over there >>
<< Look over there
Im too hard to kill.
You wont make any money off me!
Please.. self-destruct!
Why am I here!?
Go back to your cave!
Get out of my town!
Get off my turf!
Get off my tits!
Get off my back!
Ill pull that long greasy hair!
You still have food on your face..
Taste flesh!
I will have your blood!
My hands are red with blood!
See this!?
I am unkillable!
I am a God amongst worms!
Your a dead man!
Look the dead do talk!
Shh.. your injured.
Dont talk! Your dead!
The dead dont talk.
Forever you will be silent!
I will end this!
I put a grenade under your chair..
Theres a bomb in your house..
You might want to check your cellar..
Im that monster in your basement..
The kids put wrap on the toilet again..
Insulting!
Revolting!
Scum!
This rebellion will be layed to rest.
I will lay waste to your soul.
I gagged when you joined..
You cant even shoot right!
Go back to mommy!
Engage me coward!
Ill lock on to you like a padlock!
Guess what? I have an invincible button! mauauahhha!
Yeah rockets are no use.. your too fat. It just absorbs them.
Bounsay!
BLAH!
RRRG!
RAWR!
RAWR IM A MUNSTER!
I am evil.
I am master of the dark!
This force wont be contained!
God sent me!
I have claim to your life!
Your nothing!
Your nothing to me!
Your death will be forgotten!
I set fire to your house..
Your apartment is on fire..
I keyed your tank..
I keyed your car..
Run!
Run away!
Is this yours?
Your a failure..
Error..
Error... You are invalid.
Your weapons are null!
I have a nuke..
Cry like a girl!
You hit like a girl!
Your father was a cow!
Your father was a rat!
Look what the cat dragged in..
Oh show up for work today?
Did you go to school?
GOLLLLEEE.. your dumb.
Move abit to the left..
Move to the right!
Tell me does this hurt?
Tell me does that hurt?
Tell me does that sting?
Tell me will this bother you?
Torture.. nah death!
Unforgiveable!
You must be American..
You must be British..
You must be Asian..
You must be Spanish..
You must be Canadian..
Ah.. so you are..
And you are?
That seats gonna bust..
Ohhh in sooo scared..
Go eat a banana!
Your a fruit!
Lights out!
Justice!
Gosh.. I never seen a monkey before!
Gosh.. you smell like a zoo..
Your stench is apalling..
You + Soap = Needs to be done.
YOU + THIS = DEATH
ME = GOD
ME = Win
Me = Victory
You are damned!
You cant win this fight!
Open those eyes!
HAha missed me?
Im here for a reason!
This is my calling!
They payed me alot to end you!
Nice shoes.. I look foreward to wearing them.
That your wife? Mmmm
That your Husband? Mmmm
Marry this!
Ill split you in two!
Theyll never find the body!
Theyll never be able to identify you..
Ill scorch your pathetic form!
Hahaa you came to war in that?
Does this look like a game?
Didnt work.
If I had a dollar for every shot you missed.. I would be a billionaire!
So.. those are skill points!
Er.. did your mother dress you?
Er.. did children apply your makeup?
Er.. did a child dress you?
Nice shirt.. did you find it in the trash?
Oooh a dumpster diver!
Gee willikers! You sure look funny!
RIOT!
Incite a riot!
Match my rage!
Theres no escape from death!
I have you locked on!
I seen that!
You can fool me!
Tricksy!
Haaha, it would have worked.. If I shot it.
Your tank is decrepid..
You need some oil..
Dont burn yourself.
Take care now..
Buh BANG
BANG
BOOM 
SMUSH!
BLAST!
I PAYED ALOT FOR THIS!
I payed good money for this!
Removing trash..
Watch me take out the trash!
So.. raccoons and elephants do fornicate..
Evidence!.. Bats and Pigs do have babies!
Hahah! loooked in the mirror?
Setting shields to maximum..
Ooh this was cheap!
Devilish!
Are you just happy to see me?
Thats a tiny missile..
Er.. those went out of style years ago..
Wait.. you did what!?
I knew you were poor..
Oops did I say that out loud!?
Did I ask?!
Why do you always come here..
KB is away..
AW is away..
If Armor were here..
If KB were here..
I was designed by a GOD!
I was created by a madman!
You cant beat this!
If you cant beat me, youll never beat Armor!
If you cant beat me, youll never beat Kanga!
ArmorWraith Rules!
GCamp is the man!
Oh nothing to say?!
Sorry, balls itched!
Sorry, bra was coming off.
Er.. do men usually wear lingerie..
Er.. your wearing a speedo..
Nice tan.. carrot.
Dont mistake your arrogance for skill..
Ill push this invincible button...
Umm.. wierdo.
Eradicate this fool!
Kill the leader!
Kill the lead player!
Look at his score!
Er.. 
Bleh.. thats gross..
Get a hair cut!
Is that YOUR nose!?
Your ears are uneven...
Your missing a finger..
Theres a stranger in your house..
Theres a bomb in your closet..
Dont touch the keyboard.
I just hit your car..
I just dropped your kid..
Er.. your kid just got slapped..
I just kidnapped your son..
I just kidnapped your daughter..
Paranoid much!?
Did you turn off the stove?
Oh look.. its the cops!
You just missed a call..
Your phone died..
Armor was looking for you in the forums..
Kanga was looking for you in the forums..
He just left..
Your printer just dripped ink..
Did you blow out the candles?
Did you lock the garage?
Did you flush the toilet!?
Did you wash your hands?!
Ah I see..
Im too quick!
So this burns flesh..
Grisly..
Ill eat you after your dead.
This will lop your head off!
Someones at the door..
Did you see that guy in your window?
Theres a stranger in your window..
Did you hear that noise?
I put a bomb in your desk..
Dont look behind you!
Dont look at your knees!
Someone just e-mailed you!
Someone just messaged you on Facebook!
Check Facebook!
Check your e-mail!
Did you pay your bills!?
Dont you work today!?
Monkeys play computer?
Your keys are missing..
You just dropped your wallet..
Ah this will be fun.
Massacre!
Bloodbath!
Your a stain on history!
I will wipe you off the face of this Earth!
For shure!
My victory is certain!
Ahaha what a joke!
The waters running..
Man I am hungry!
I need to sleep..
I missed work..
Nice face, how much did it cost?
Er... is that your face?
Ewwwwww its a bug!
Theres a spider on your shoulder.
Is that what they call you?
I need a beer..
Got any liqour!?
You should tell me this!
Talk to me :(
Please say something :(
Your a funny guy!
HAhaha good one.
Er.. wow.. you really.. suck!
Impressive! For a two year old!
I dated your sister..
I dated your mom..
Dont talk back!
Leave me alone jerkface!
I didnt know that..
Wow your cool!
Oooh Devilsih!
Oooh Tricksy!
BLARG!
Your Facebook just got hacked..
Your Facebook has a virus..
Your computer has a virus..
Olive?
Is that you Phil!?
Shouldnt you be studying?
Shouldnt you be working?
Shouldnt you be reading?!
WOOOOOW.. that was a fail.
HAhah missed me!
Your not even thinking..
You got brains!?
I bought three of theese..
The phone just rang..
Whos that in the curtain!
A noise in the attic..
That noise in the basment is getting louder..
Your fridge just died..
Whats in the fridge?
You call that funny!?
What a let down..
One.. Two.. three..
Hurry up already!
Did you leave the Tv on?
Did you leave the Wii on?
Did you leave the X-box on?
Did you leave the car running?
Why is the sprinkler system on?
The wifes mad at you..
The wifes giving you that look..
Your brother just called..
You just won the lottery!
Your cars being towed!
Did you pay the parking meter?
Did you pay for your gas?
Dont eat that!
Theres a hair on your food..
Theres a fly in your beer..
Theres a bug in your drink.. 
A spider on the wall!
A fly on the wall!
Someone Knocked!
You just missed your chance!
You put the miss in missile!
I put the rock in rocket!
I put hell in shell!
I put the art in artillery!
Your mum..
Had enought to drink!?
You turned your homework in right?!




